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When I first got into Magic, I thought Now, there's a game without any science fiction nonsense. It's pure fantasy. Lots of neat mythical creatures like Pirates, Dragons, Goblins, and Masticores. Everything was wonderful. It was the happiest time of my life and everyone in the world loved each other. Then there was Orcish Lumberjack.

Okay, the Orcish Lumberjack is obviously riding on some kind of a machine from Star Wars. That's technology we would have a hard time reproducing in our enlightened post-modern age. The machine should make him at least a 3/3! Then they made Goblin Clearcutter way bigger... Not to mention, aren't Orcs stupid? How can orcs make machines like that? How can they even know how to operate it? Oh well, at least it is part of the Ice Age theme. (Yes, I am being sarcastic.)